Although I do sort of manage the ironing board look here, if you aren't distracted by the hair swish...(clever trick that, must keep it in mind. "Here," swish "is my latest creation. Don't I look" swish "gorgeous?")
To add insult to injury, this photo shoot was a swipe-on-a-dash-of-lipstick-and-get-it-over-with two minute special because Himself was huffy at having his morning routine disturbed. Usually I have to work HOURS to look photo-ready.
Hmmmm... at least my butt doesn't look too big in this. I'm usually an ironing board with an s-bend; tummy and butt.
Even Himself taking wonky photos guaranteed to annoy me (I HATE wonky photos) doesn't manage to make the dress look awful.
Oh, you know what?