Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween everyone!

 

Totally lost as to what to wear today, all my ideas having either not worked out or been trounced by Himself, I settled on being a Southern Belle. My friend at work, Elma Polum, took these photos for me with her smart phone, as Himself went diving and we didn't have time to put some together. It was also raining this morning, so that didn't help matters!


We're having a Halloween party tonight and I'll be changing my outfit for that, so I'll post more pics tomorrow after the event.


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Frocktobgrrrrrrrrrr....

The Frocktober challenge for The Monthly Stitch (TMS) had me in a quandary. Having recently decided that I don't really want dresses in my wardrobe, to have to make one was a little bit of going in reverse. However, I love being part of TMS so I figured I'd make it work somehow.

Of course, then I had to decide what dress to make. I considered a variation of the Danielle, but didn't really want to patch together a downloadable pattern. After weeks of searching and indecision (literally, weeks - practically the entire month of September) I decided on the McCall's M6554. It looked simple and pretty and I figured I could handle it.


And then the grr.... started.


Recently I've had a run of bad luck with sizing, consistently sizing my items too big and having a completed garment that looks like I won a season of the Biggest Loser. So this time I double checked, triple checked, measured and measured some more. I measured the pattern itself to ensure I had it correct and a perfect fit, then carefully traced the entire pattern onto my newly acquired pattern tracing material. I was so itching to use this tracing material and save my patterns intact, and spent an entire day tracing and cutting out the pattern pieces in my exact size. 


When I finished cutting out the pattern pieces, I looked them over and thought "wait a minute... that looks too small!"

You experienced sewists are way ahead of me here, aren't you? Yup. Zero ease.


Unfortunately, I still hadn't worked it out, I was just aware something was Not Quite Right. So, this niggling concern made me pause and dig out some spare fabric from my stash as I did not want to use my good material for something that might not work out. I dug out some cotton batik that I bought in Central East Africa and, now that I've worked with it, wish that I had more of. Fabulous stuff!


Anyway, I then spent ages working with the fabric to get all the pieces cut out, as it wasn't exactly the right size material. In the end, I had to cut the front skirt pieces a little too small in the pleat and used a different color for the front bodice pieces.

By now, I was getting annoyed. Very annoyed.

Don't look annoyed here, do I? 
Confession time: I hate muslins. I hate toiling over a toile that is then used for scraps or rags or whatever it is you do with them. Oh, I understand the reason for it, I just can't abide the wasted time and effort to make one out of mismatched scraps that can't be used. So I ALWAYS make a wearable muslin.

Except this time.

So far I have carefully traced and cut out a pattern that I'm fairly certain is the wrong size, cut into my stash fabric to make a muslin that is no longer a wearable muslin as I had to switch fabrics. Grrrrrr...

Quality Inspector giving me the once-over
Now, I've traced the pattern and cut out the pieces, so my sheer unadulterated obstinacy kicks in and I'm determined to finish the muslin anyway. I carefully sew the dress, following the directions. Then I realize I don't have an invisible zipper. Anywhere. I have to use a lapped zipper. Directions are for an invisible zipper and a lapped zipper requires me to unpick a side seam to get the zipper in.

Did I mention that I hate unpicking almost more than a wasted muslin?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...


I finally get the incorrect type AND the incorrect length of zipper into the dress and move on to the bodice lining. To discover the instructions are written with Machiavellian brilliance and my dress is hopelessly destroyed! I've never in my entire life read such a discombobulated muddle of a lined bodice. I'm a BEGINNER, dammit, and I know how to do better linings than this mish-mash!

Or, at least, the way I know how gives a really good finish and I couldn't make head or tale of these directions, so I'm not sure who's really at fault here.

Either way, I'm now in meltdown mode.


Now the title of this blog is No 4 Letter Words and I have, indeed, been making an effort to stop swearing. Reasonably successfully, for the most part. However, there are times when I've been known to make sailors blush. Unfortunately, by now I am in such a tiff that several seamen take an honorable discharge and check into a nunnery.


And yet, believe it or not, my pigheadedness oinks and I persist with this blasted dress! Move aside, masochists, make way for the Queen of Disaster.

I take that dress apart (more seam ripping, more coins in the swearword jar), sew each shoulder unit into it's own complete lined piece, and then stitch the two completed sections, right-sides together, BY HAND!

Yeah, take that, yo!

If I were an accomplished sewist, I would probably have never done it. (I'm often told by experienced seamstresses that they would never have tried my latest sewing lunacy.) Now it's still not a wearable muslin and I can't lift my arms or breathe, but it's a DRESS! It's finished. It's up on my blog and I'm going to trot across to TMS and plonk it down there too. Excuse me.

Outta here. Bye, y'all!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Say what?

Either I need new glasses, was in a crappy mood, or BurdaStyle needs to reconsider its font.

The first glance at this pic made me do a double take. I really thought the caption read "Sharp Sh*t" not Sharp Suit.

Thanks for the giggle, BurdaStyle!


Monday, October 21, 2013

The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency and a Ghostly Romance


Author: Alexander McCall Smith
Blurb: This first novel in Alexander McCall Smith’s widely acclaimed The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency series tells the story of the delightfully cunning and enormously engaging Precious Ramotswe, who is drawn to her profession to “help people with problems in their lives.” Immediately upon setting up shop in a small storefront in Gaborone, she is hired to track down a missing husband, uncover a con man, and follow a wayward daughter. But the case that tugs at her heart, and lands her in danger, is a missing eleven-year-old boy, who may have been snatched by witchdoctors.

Review: Anyone who has been to Botswana or has lived in southern Africa will find this book evokes fond memories. Those who have not had the pleasure of visiting this alluring continent will discover a depth of understanding of the African people, a gentle spirit built on courtesy and simplicity.
The style itself is simple, no high speed car chases or build of tension. Yet the very simplicity and ordinariness of the tale makes it gently compelling and I felt myself drawn into the story and enjoying every little chapter. Most of the time I read with a smile playing upon my face, occasionally I laughed, overall I thoroughly enjoyed. Highly recommended

Author: Antoinette Stockenberg
Blurb: WHEN A PARTY PLANNER MEETS A PARTY POOPER ...things will probably not turn out the way either would like. Liz Coppersmith hopes to move beyond kids' parties at Chuck E. Cheese to planning premier events among the upper crust in Newport, Rhode Island. Her first upscale client is confirmed bachelor Jack Eastman, who's struggling to keep the family empire afloat and would be just fine with Chuck E. Cheese. More problematic for Jack are an untrained puppy, two illegitimate toddlers, a runaway mother and an aging Casanova father. Liz's problems are simpler: an historic mystery, an amnesiac friend, a thief on the loose and a recurring apparition that may or may not be her imagination.

Review: A ghost, an amnesiac friend, a tiny house, a beginning business, and a handsome bachelor. Throw in some intrigue, a feisty five year old, and a weary single mother, and you get a fun romance that hits all the right keys. This is quick paced tale and it builds very well. The ghost and apparent reincarnation were fun additions to the intrigue and woven very imaginatively into the story. I’d love to meet an events coordinator like Liz, she seems to be one of those warmhearted people with a flair for the job, who really cares about the people she works with rather than the money she makes from them. While not a “fast” read, in the true sense of the phrase, it feels that way because it pulls you in and holds your interest.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Halloween Costumes: Part 2

Continued from yesterday (told you I did a lot of research!):


The Witches from the Wizard of Oz: Glinda http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/kristen or plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/kristen-plus or http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/52010-dress-with-ruffle-sleeve and wicked witch http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/burda-style-magazine-012010-dress and plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/belted-dress-plus-size-052012







The next two dresses use the same pattern, with slight tweaks to make it work (I love Tim Gunn!)




And the next three dresses all use the same pattern too:






And that's it for today. Quite a selection here, I think!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Halloween Costumes: Ideas for Women in Regular and Plus Sizes

When I found out the theme for the Monthly Stitch was "Frocktober" I seriously considered making it Frightful Frocktober and sewing my Halloween costume.

I've not entirely given up the idea, but that's another story.

Anyway, having completed hours of looking at Halloween dresses and finding corresponding patterns, I thought I'd share them with you, rather than waste all that work. If you would like some inspiration, please feel free to browse.

BurdaStyle is my go-to online pattern company. I like that I can purchase a pattern and be working on the item within minutes, rather than waiting weeks for it to arrive, so I always use them as my first option when searching for a sewing pattern. You'll need an account to purchase their downloadable patterns, but the prices are very good (Only $5.40 for top of the line.)

I've looked at the style lines of the patterns to find closest fit, so you may need to imagine the product in the right color and with an extra bit of trim. I've also found both the regular size and plus size, for your convenience. For accessories, though, you're on your own!

It will be a no fuss Halloween costume year for you. Just select your pattern, purchase, print, and produce.

As I'd totally fill this page if I were to post all of the BurdaStyle dresses here, I've posted the inspiration dresses here and the links to the BS version.

1920s Flapper

1920s flapper - http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/072010-dress-with-flounces and in plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/v-neck-dress-plus-size-062013 For the plus size, add 3 rows of fringe to the skirt. And make it in red. ;)

1970s Gogo Girl
1970s Go Go Girl - http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/mondrian-dress-072012 or http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/color-block-dress-072012 but the plus size is not a good fit. Did my best, though  http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/v-neck-dress-plus-size-062013

1950s Housewife

1950s Housewife – not easy to find an equivalent on this site, but this is close http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/102010-full-skirted-dress-with-cut-out-bustline and plus size is not brilliant but the best I could find http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/godet-dress-plus-size-072013

1960s Hippie
1960s Hippie - http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/long-sleeve-maxi-dress-032010 and in plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/52010-kimono-dress


Annie Oakley
Annie Oakley - http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/52010-tie-front-dress and http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/burda-style-magazine-012010-dress and in plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/shirt-dress-plus-size-062013

Cavewoman
Cavewoman - http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/122011-v-neck-dress  and in plus size http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/section-dress-plus-size-112012

Saloon Gal
Saloon Gal – how’s this for amazing? I can find dresses that would suit plus size, but I couldn’t find regular sizes. Hope you goddesses enjoy the joke here! J http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/072011-dress-with-pin-tucks-plus-size or http://www.burdastyle.com/pattern_store/patterns/embellished-dress-122010

Clown

That's enough for this post. Check back again tomorrow for some more options.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Radishes


We haven't seen radishes for a while, so I snapped them up when I had the opportunity. At "only" K7.50 ($3.00) they seemed quite reasonable.


Of course, this is until you realize that the entire bag is just a bit larger than a teacup. Sigh...

Well, they were a welcome addition to a few meals, some variety to enjoy! I'm always grateful for raw food and variety. :)

Monday, October 14, 2013

Erin Kellison and Walt Longmire's 4th book



Shadow Bound
Author: Erin Kellison

Blurb: Kellison's debut, a blend of suspense and paranormal romance, follows Adam Thorne as he attempts to unravel the mystery of the wraiths, possessed humans who feed on human souls. Desperate to free his brother from possession, Adam follows a flimsy lead to half-Fae Talia O'Brien, a young woman with a newly minted doctorate, a mysterious past, and magical abilities that stop wraiths in their tracks. As the wraiths pursue Talia, determined to destroy her in retribution for her father daring to love and impregnate a human woman, Adam tries to protect her and understand her powers, and finds himself falling in love. Fast-paced without being frenetic, interesting and entertaining if not particularly challenging, this tale deftly avoids romance cliche's while delivering plenty of action.

Review: Zombies who eat souls instead of brains? That’s what the “wraiths” in this book brought to mind, although the wraiths are neither mindless nor dead. Just 'not dead' and soulless. Which is, to my way of thinking, probably more horrible than zombies. As the primary “bad guys” the idea of them prowling the streets is rather gruesome.

The “good guys” are suitably outnumbered, outgunned, and shit out of luck. All the stuff you need for a great good vs evil fantasy.

With a fair amount of running away, a few stand-up-and-fight scenes, and the confusion of lack of knowledge, Kellison builds suspense and creates the perfect set up for her unusual ending. This was a good, fast read, that held my attention and interest.

A good book, a fun weekend read. I’m not sure if you should start it on a weekday as your bedtime reading, unless you have great self-control. You may find yourself up late to finish it!

FREEBIE ALERT; Click on the link quickly, it's being offered for free. I don't know how long the freebie will last, so grab it while you have a chance! (If you search by her name, you will see she has a couple of titles for free or for $0.99. Snap 'em up!)



Another Man's Moccasins: A Walt Longmire Mystery (Walt Longmire Book 4)
Author: Craig Johnson
Blurb: In Kindness Goes Unpunished (2007), Absaroka County, Wyoming, Sheriff Walt Longmire took a road trip to Philadelphia. In a sense, he’s on the road this time, too, but his traveling takes place inside his head, after the discovery of the body of a young Vietnamese woman prompts memories of Walt’s first homicide investigation as a marine in Vietnam. It isn’t just the victim’s origins that send Walt down a nightmare-cluttered memory lane; found with her belongings is a picture of another Vietnamese woman, who looks strikingly like someone Walt knew very well more than 40 years earlier. Juxtaposing the current investigation against flashbacks to Vietnam, Johnson is able to reveal several new layers to the fascinating character of the aging, kindly, homespun sheriff and his best friend, Henry Standing Bear, who served with him in Vietnam. This series has distinguished itself so far with its rich portrayal of human relationships and daily life in small-town Wyoming. Those characteristics are well in evidence here, but the addition of the vivid and powerful Vietnam scenes provides a welcome jolt of frisson.

Review:  Wow, this was a fairly grim book. Johnson uses flashbacks to discuss Walt Longmire’s history in Vietnam. It’s interesting reading the background to Longmire, it’s a great window into his psyche, and it’s tied in perfectly with the present-day murder mystery that Walt is attempting to solve. But it’s still pretty grim reading.

While all wars are pretty ghastly, Vietnam had its own brand of shame, but Johnson is good enough not to mention that. He covers the war from the perspective of those who were in it, mired in the muck and blood and lunacy of power-hungry despots divorced from the reality of their desires. It is gripping and realistic telling.

The present-day mystery is so seamlessly woven into the flashbacks that at times you get the sense this is one tale in the telling, not two. Brilliantly written, with an excellent resolution. While it is a bitter swallow, I think this is one of the best books I’ve read in this series so far.